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The Sweetness of the Seventies
by Seven-Star Grass
He Tiantian had always treated the people around her with a grateful heart. Yet in her middle age, she discovered that she had been living in a deception filled with lies.Returning to the past, He Tiantian, with the assistance of the Little Silver Snake, began a new life.From a different perspective, so that was the truth!In this life, she would never again be willingly blind.In this life, she would never again miss out on or take for granted her childhood sweetheart, who had treated her with tr…
The Gentleman at the End
by Yellow Shirt Fatty
Dear tired Reader, it is an honor that you have chosen this book amidst the heavy, gloomy aisles of the Library.It is with some regret, however, that I must inform you this book is ill.Your fingers should be able to feel the raised Proliferation of tissues on the surface of the Skin of the book, The words written in days of old are like Parasites taking root in the pages, longing for someone to observe their writhing,To sense, to decipher, and to touch the very essence of this sick story.If you …
Strongest Frog Summon
by just_blob
High schooler Shinozaki Yuuta was just your average Japanese teen: addicted to absurdly overpowered mobile games, dodging homework, and secretly hiding a stash of very questionable dating sims. But one fateful afternoon, while grinding an infinite-wave mage survival game and crossing the street at the same time (bad combo), Yuuta meets his doom via Tokyo’s most notorious killer: Truck-kun.Next thing he knows, he’s been reincarnated... as a frog.Not just any frog—a pathetic, squishy, level-one ma…
The Hunter Becomes The Hunted
by Deni_Chance
Twenty-nine year old Jacy is a bounty hunter that chooses to go after the tough bounties. The bigger the man the better. Why? Because she wants to knock them down to size. Who wouldn't feel small after having a woman take them down? But it's not all easy for this female alpha wolf. She has her tough days on the job and will need to de-stress from time to time.So, what happens when Jacy meets Kyle, a super sexy feline who is just as much the take charge kind as she is? The two meet at a bar and h…
Kermit vs Garfield
by moomoomeadows
Kermit and Garfield factions have a war over lasagna
The Prince and The Pirate
by Erin_McLain_4927
Ilona Black is the oldest daughter of the Pirate King. All her life, she's wanted to be a great pirate captain, just like her father. When she's finally given the chance, however, things go terribly wrong- Ilona's younger siblings have been captured and now it's up to her to get them back.All hope seems lost until she happens to meet the wickedly handsome Prince Mason who is having his own bad luck. He has been promised to marry a princess who he is quite certain is evil. He has no way to escape…
Another Royal Frog
by Eline_huntsmith
River and Lily have been, or rather had been, friends for almost all their lives until a one nightstand ruined any semblance of a friendship between them.Lily would strongly like to blame the fact that she was foolish on that night and River, well, he doesn't look like he has a lot to say or think about the night in question.Now, four years down the line, after one isolating the other and another still being bitter hurt over the events that succeeded that particular night, Lily is called in for …
The Extra of The Lunerra
by WindskyW
The only game in my life that makes me laugh: The Lands of The Lunerra... I played this game for six thousand hours in three years, and the day I thought I had done everything I could in this game, I felt a great emptiness inside me. I thought nothing in my ordinary and monotonous life could make me happier than when I played this game. But it didn't take long for me to realize that I was wrong with an e-mail I received the night I finished the game.----Hi! Thank you to everyone who came to read…
The Doctor and The CEO
by Reyram
Rachel, CEO of a big conglomerate woke up after being in a coma for 3 months. She ran away from her home and running away didn't do her any good and she ended up getting entangled with a few dangerous people, she thought her life would end but surprisingly she was alive and was being cared by a handsome doctor, Daniel.Unbeknownst to her there are some hidden enemies she needs to deal with and she can only with the support of her gang of friends and the doctor she developed a crush on....Once the…
Frog Knight
by FrogKnight
Kazuki never expected any of this to happen. All he wanted was to live in a house on a hill with his daughter. But now, she's gone and Kazuki is a frog....man.....thing? The worst part about it is the fact that he can't even remember how. Will Kazuki ever find out? Will he be able to get his old life back?From Now On i will be Writing this story On Royal Road.
the isekaied frog
by Froggi3
a guy, a famous actor, gets isekaied as a frog into a fantasy sci-fi world and uh becomes the protector of magical beings, the hero of the forest, the villain to the humans, humanitys hero's worst enemy
I'm a Frog?
by MisterE05
"The hell? Where am I?"[System reboot][Loading...][I'm your land survival system, you are the owner of this new frogezoid body][Feed me points, and I'll show you the secrets of survival with the aid of body upgrades]"Hmmm... well this is interesting."...Welcome readers from RR!
The God of the Undead
by ThatFroggyBastard
How would you feel living a life of absolute misery and pain? What would think when the sister of a girl you were falsely accused of killing breaks into your home and kills you by accident. Even the Gods are unsettled with what humanity has become, so what do they offer John? A: Reincarnation B: Power C: Revenge D: The choice to start apocalypses throughout the three universes. or E: All of the Above You know where this is going.
Because of a prince's curse, a frog became a frog and lived in a frog.
by Him_Bahadur_Karki
Because of a prince's curse, a frog became a frog and lived in a frog. One day, a princess was playing ball and the ball fell into the frog. She couldn't run. The frog said, "I will take your ball out of the water, but I have to go home with you." The princess accepted the frog's words and went home. Freed from the curse and turned into a prince.
THE CONSPIRACY OF THE ELITES.
by Great
This is the age of exotics and technology. Due to the discovery of the wonder mineral resource referred to as exotics, humanity was plunged into an era of war. A vicious circle of killing each other for this rare resource began as technology improved tremendously due to it. Your neighbor country of yesterday is now your rival for exotics. This led to the great battle of supremacy as the world became submerged in war heralding the 3rd world war. After the great battle, the world changed tremendou…